1: Call him strawberry.
2: Hide Zangetsu.
3: Tell him Kenpatchi wants to talk to him.
4: Dye his hair black.
5: Push him into Grimmjow.
6: Tell isshin Ichigo wants to train.
7: Give him a strawberry and tell him it's his new girlfriend.
8: Tell Ichigo that Renji and Rukia are dating.
9: Tell Ikkaku that Ichigo said he has a better Banki than him.
10: poke him.
11: When his really busy with school work Scream his name and say. "THERES A HOLLOW!" when really there's not.
12: Tell him that Uryuu is a better Hollow Hunter then he is.
13: Take him to the fruit shop and tell the work that one of their Strawberries ran away and hand him to them.
14: Show him this list.
15: Tell him Ulquiorra is really alive and wants to fight.
