South Park One Shots

Adopted by the Broflovskis ; Kyle Broflovski ; Part 1/2

"Dude!" Stan exclaimed as he shot the basketball towards the hoop, missing. "You can't live with some stranger! It's just weird!"

"I know!" Kyle responded, catching the ball as it fell from the backboard. "It wasn't my idea!"

"Well she needs a home," Butters said.

"True, but why Kyle's?!" Cartman told the boys, throwing the ball in the air to miss the hoop completely. "Goddamnit, I hate this game!"

"I think it'll be a good idea," Butters said. "Besides, she'll go to the school and stuff. It's just like a sister!"

"And a stranger!" Kyle yelled. "She could be Satan for all I know!"

"No, Satan's a dude," Stan responded.

"She could be a hot chick!" Kenny jumped up and down.

"I mean, I guess," Kyle shot the ball. "Okay, you know what? I should stop procrastinating. She is coming tonight, wether I like it or not." Kenny giggled at his wording, but the boys were never sure why.

"I can help!" Kenny and Stan said simultaneously. Secretly Kenny just wanted to see if she was a hot chick.

"Sure!" Kyle smiled. "Cartman? Butters?"

"I'll come," Butters agreed.

"Really? You're about to go to some Jew's house to meet there new stranger they'll call family? Sounds a little sketchy to me," Cartman rolled his eyes at Butters, but Butters happily joined Kyle.

"Butters?!" Cartman yelled. "You know what? Fuck you guys, I'm going home."

"Cool, Cartman! See you tomorrow, fatass!" Kyle yelled back as they ran to his house.

Kyle and the other boys soon reached his house, entering his room immediately afterwards.

"We need to make the whole house look clean and okay," Kyle said as he fixed his sheets.

"On it!" Butters folded his clothes and set them in his closet, and soon made the whole closet completely organized, along with the rest of his room.

"Wow, Butters!" Stan exclaimed as Butters smiled and clapped his hands together.

Suddenly, they were interrupted by a door bell.

"That must be her!" Kyle's eyes looked worried.

"I sure hope she's pretty!" Butters yelled as they all ran down the stairs and opening the door in a panic.

"Hey," Kyle stuttered as they opened then looked up to see you, wearing a black skirt and gray shirt along with a cardigan, right in front of Kyle's parents, Mrs and Mr Broflovski. Your first thought was, hey, this Kyle kid is kinda cute. You didn't know his was the same about you.

"Hey! She doesn't look homeless like Eric said she would!" Butters exclaimed.

"Ignore him," Stan shushed Butters, but you giggled.

"Come in, come in!" Mrs Broflovski let you into the house, for you look around the big, colorful home.

"So, boys, this is Y/N! And Y/N, this is Kyle, Stan, Kenny, and Butters!" Mrs Broflovski pushed you a few inches. "Kyle is your new brother, and these are just a few of his friends."

"Hi," Kyle waved at you and smiled for you to smile back.

"This is Ike!" She showed you Kyle's baby brother, who was hiding behind the couch. Both parents showed you around the house and eventually your new room, which was actually just Kyle's room split in half, separated with a curtain. Kinda cheap, but certainly better than the last house you lived in.