Asking Person: hey Oka who do you have a crush on if you don't have a crush who's your favorite rival
Me: ha ha ha
Asky: why you laughing
Me: Oka is probably getting straight up murdered by my Lil Yandere Deli-Kun
Midori: um shite Deli is here
Asky: huh who
Oka: im here hmm my fave rival probably Os-
Me: Osana right cuz of my Otp
Oka: I was going to say Osoro but Osana works
