So as you may know I'm in band at my school. I play trombone. Today my regular trombone teacher was gone and one of the other band teachers who teaches the flutes and oboes (we have three band teachers) was teaching us. So, I made a list of things my fellow trombonists agree on today and some other things we agree on in general. (More or less.)
•Indigo Rock is the best song in existence to play.
•WHO THE HECK KEEPS CHOOSING #42!
•God dangit flutes stop slowing us down and let us play indigo rock in peace!
•Let's just become a group of dancing trombonists called indigo rock
•trombones could be potentially used as weapons
•our teacher is the best (like no one ever was! ((Pokémon reference))
•talking through a trombone sounds funny
•sight reading sucks
•can we just play indigo rock all day
•like seriously
•can we
•GET US A TRIP TO GO ON PLEASE EVERYONE ELSE GETS TO WHY NOT US
•can we just insert glissandos randomly in our music
•the dancing trombonist is cool
•oiling the slides suck
•EWWWW HOW MUCH SPIT JUST CAME OUT OF YOUR WATERKEY OH MY GOD WTF
•HOW DID YOU COLLECT THAT MUCH SPIT ANYWAY ?? WE WEREN'T PLAYING THAT LONG ??
•THIS FLOOR IS DISGUSTING
•no but seriously let's just start a dancing trombonist group and call it indigo rock
•dear bassoon, STOP BEING SO DANG GOOD AT THIS
•ok but, can you take a vote to see who wants to play indigo rock all day
•like, right now
•SERIOSLY FLUTES STOP SLOWING US DOWN WE DONT NEED TO GO MEASURE BY MEASURE LIKE YOU LOSERS (no offense to the flutes)
•ok by why do the baritones rattle and crap
•CAN WE PLEASE JUST AY INDIGO ROCK
•PLEASE
•NO DONT RICK ROLL US YOU'RE OUR TEACHER IT ISNT 2012 OR WHATEVER THAT MEME IS TOO OLD YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO DO THAT YOU'RE LIKE 40
•STOP FLIPPING CHOOSING #42 WE ALL HATE THAT AND YOU KNOW IT AND WE KNOW YOU HATE IT TOO SO STOP PICKING IT
Ok I don't really know what happened to this it got kinda out of hand but, ya know, us trombonists are weird😆 as you can tell.
