Lafayette X Baguette (a true loaf story)

Mi amour

Lafayette walked out of a bakery with a fresh baguette in hand.. it was by far the most beautiful piece of dough that he had seen so far.

He took a minute walking down the street, stroking his new pride and joy when it began to rain.

Laf quickly ran under an umbrella careful not to spoil his new love.

When he got home he fell asleep holding the baguette like a teddy bear.

Lafayette started to dream..

A baguette walked up to Laf.. a very sexy piece of bread indeed. "Where'd you come from, you tall drink of water?" Laf smirked

"Just fresh out of the oven sugar" the baguette replied while winking.

"Sugar? I could go down on you.. ;)" Laf chuckled.

"WTF WE JUST MET YOU DESPERATE FEMALE DOG BITCH THING!" The baguette screamed.

"Woah.. who lit the fuse on your tampon?!" Laf confuzzled.

"DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER.. WHAT THE HELL DUDE IMMA GENDERLESS PIECE OF BREAD!!!" The baguette spat out.

Laf woke up in a cold sweat to see a moist baguette laying by him..