mark the librarian tries to cope with sana's stupidity because he liked her way back before she was dumb as fuck
highest rank; #9 in short story 040117 aha
i dontremember when i started this shit uHh: 03-2017(?)
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"library?"
"i swear to God, you always call the library almost everyday just to annoy me, is that really your goal? to annoy the fuck out of me? you sound like a pathetic fortuitous mentally retarded five year old who likes lollipops and cries to their mama when someone takes their fucking candy."
"woah there, having a rough day, huh?"
". . . it was a little fine until you showed up."
"rude! do you really dislike me that much?"
"i don't even know you."
"oh right . . ."
". . ."
"uh, well then, let's get to know each other, mrs. librarian!"
"i'm a man."
"that's the first step! omg, you're doing so well, i'm so proud of you! sniff."
"are you crying?"
"no . . . "
" . . . "
"okay so uh since you're a man; are you . . . like, gay? straight? a unicorn?"
"are you assuming my sexuality?"
"i'm asking, bruh."
"sigh."
" . . . "
"um,"
"so . . . ?"
"i'm bi."
"bi? biracial? bilingual? bicycle? you're a bicycle?"
