Stiles: If you harm one perfect strawberry blonde hair on her head, I’m gonna turn your little werewolf ass into a fur coat and give it to her as a birthday present.
Isaac: *laughs* Really? I’ve never actually been to one of her big, invite-only birthday parties. I did ask her out once though.
Stiles: Sounds like the beginning of a heartfelt story. I'm gonna pass, thanks.
It was the first day of freshman year, and you thought everything was gonna be different for you in high school, but she said no.
Isaac: *chuckles* Yeah. Yeah, she even laughed. Told me to come back when the bike I rode to school had an engine, not a chain.
Stiles: mhmm, unrequited love’s a bitch. Maybe you should write about it in English class, you know? Channel all that negative energy.
Isaac: Nahh, I was thinking I’d channel it into killing her.
I’m not very good at writing.
