How you realize that you are a complete whovian

71-80

71 Rule #1: The Doctor Lies

72 You never interfere in other planets or people's business unless there are children crying

73 You pray to Santa

74 You call anyone with the last name Williams Pond to confuse them( I do this to my friend Ashley Williams and she doesn't know why:D)

75 Run. Just run.

76 Vampires aren't real; Edward Cullen is a fish from space

77 You want Rose and River to meet because, as Mickey the Idiot would say, " The ex meets the Mrs., every man's worst nightmare

78 You want River and Jack to meet so the world would explode with all of the flirty awesomeness

79 Lastly, you want Donna Noble and the 9th Doctor to meet..... can you just picture all the sarcasm and smart remarks???

80 When you hear birdsong you are sleeping