Voltron x Reader : One Shots (requests are closed sorry)

Jerk (Keith x reader x Shiro)

I really liked writing this, it was requested by @madison_the_human42
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You met Keith and Shiro your first day at the Garrison and you guys quickly became very good friends. You guys would often work together and ask each other questions. You were training to be an engineer because you've been building machines with your grandpa since you were little, it came naturally to you. Keith and Shiro looked out for you and you looked out for them. You were lucky to have friends like them with you.

One day you sat at your normal cafeteria table waiting for Keith and Shiro to come back with the food. You always saved the table while they got the food because you could never make a healthy choice and the cafeteria gets busy at meal times. While they were getting the food you sat there reading a small version of a pilot manual. You heard footsteps near you and brought your head up thinking it was your friends. You were greatly mistaken. It was a guy from one of your classes, he always seemed to be looking at you. He glanced at another guy across the room who gave him a nod. He wasn't discreet in the least. "Hey." He said, getting your attention. He was smirking down at you, overconfidently. "Are you in the space exploration program? Because you are out of this world." You scoffed at his lame attempt and returned to your reading. You felt him still standing there. You glanced up at him as he ran a hand through his blonde hair and took a look around the room. "Well, I'll have to bring out some of my better material for you." He looked you up and down closely. You hoped Shiro and Keith would come back soon. "There are eight planets in the universe, but only seven after I destroy Uranus." He said with a smirk. You sat there in shock.

"Who's this, (Y/N)?" Shiro asked, setting a tray of food in front of you. Your face was red as you looked at the floor. Before you could say anything, the guy was gone. You stayed mostly quiet for the rest of the day, Shiro and Keith gave you several looks of concern.

The next day, you were sitting alone once again as Shiro and Keith were getting the food. Just thinking about the jerk that approached you yesterday made you feel sick. Luckily for you, you didn't see him around today. He really gave you the creeps. You stared to return to your reading of the pilot manual when you heard a familiar voice from behind you. "What's long and hard, and right behind you."
You shivered in disgust at yet another gross flirt attempt. Inhaling deeply, you decided to ignore him and focus on your reading. You heard footsteps walk from behind you, the coast must be clear now. You began to regain your comfort when the relentless voice returned. "Are you a quesadilla? Because I want to flip you over and eat you out!"
What was wrong with this guy?! You couldn't ignore this douchebaggery any longer. A sudden burst of courage presented itself. You closed the manual and looked him right in the eye.

"What kind of overconfident, conceded idiot do you have to be to think that those disrespectful and lame pick up lines would work? As a self respecting student of the Garrison, I will report you if you make as much as a peep in my direction. And I will do the same if I see you do anything similar to someone else. And who the heck eats a quesadilla that way?" You took a breath as you watched his shocked face process what happened.

"You don't have to have such a stick up your butt about it. I was just flirting." He tried to defend himself. Just then a new voice rang out.

"(Y/N) doesn't have a stick up her butt, but you might." Keith's voice threatened as he tightly clenched a cafeteria spork in his hand.

"Do we have a problem here?" Shiro asked from behind Keith.

"Nothing that concerns you two. Why don't you just move along?" The guy told Shiro and Keith.

"If it concerns (Y/N) then it concerned us too. (Y/N),  what did he say to you?" Shiro efficiently handled the situation.

"He was saying offensive "pick up lines" and he was making me really uncomfortable." You used air quotes for the 'pick up lines' part. Shiro and Keith furrowed their brows in anger. Before they could tear the guy apart, you decided to close the situation up. "Don't be disrespectful towards women, it won't work out the way you planed. Also, don't make a girl uncomfortable. You'll get pepper spray, not a relationship." You told the guy off and he eventually left. The three of you sat, finally eating your lunch in peace, Shiro decided to speak up.

"(Y/N), you could've told us that he was making you uncomfortable. We would've been able to do something sooner. But you handled it with a level head. I don't think even I would be able to have do that." Shiro complimented.

"I'm just glad the whole ordeal is over. Also, it's really creepy to have someone watching you. Keith knows what I mean."

"How would I know?" Keith asked in confusion.

"That boy who always stares at you. I can't tell if it's admiration, rivalry, or both."

"Hmm. I'll have to keep an eye out, I haven't seen anything lately." Kieth said in confusion.
You chuckled. You felt comfortable with that guy taken care of. You liked having friends you could count on who weren't like the thirsty boys who surrounded you at the base. They were some of the good ones, you were thankful for that.