Entry 19
I read a book.
That wasted about three days of my life.
Entry 20
KFC sucks.
My cooking is so much better.
Especially when I add the special sauce...
Entry 21
Momma said I look sick.
Sick sounds like lick.
I thought she said I look lick.
Lick reminded me of loins.
I said lick my loins.
She knocked me out.
Moms are strong.
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Teruteru's Diary
FanfictionTeruteru's diary, now for all to see! Teruteru: When did I give you permission to share my private property with the world!? You didn't. But it's published anyways, so... Teruteru: GAH!!! [Completed]
