Pick up lines

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If I were a Meeseeks I'd stay at your side for at least three days.

Get Schwifty with me this Valentine's Day

I need you more than Rick needs Morty.

I love you more than summer loves her phone.

Show me what you got under that shirt
In an infinite number of universes I'd pick all of you.

Would you have a better relationship with me than Jerry and Beth.

Ok some of these are really stupid so if you need help just ask lol 😂

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