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    like, I'm serious.. stop reading this... stop!! no stop... stooooooop. fine, fine. I don't care! keep reading. but when your eyes start bleeding, don't come to me... {that's what she said}

    weird things i do #2

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    I always feel like I'm gonna die for everything. 
    
                          
      *when a guy passes by*
    
                          
    Me: -this guy is either gonna shank me from the back, or shoot my head.-
    
                          
      *when a car drives by*
    
                          
    Me: -the person inside the car is gonna jump out, take me, rape me, then kill me.-
    
                          
      *when my mom passes by* 
    
                          
    Me: -this woman is Medusa. She's either gonna turn me into stone, throw her shoe at me, or hit me with el sinto.
    danni's my bitch (^.^)(^～^)('∀')（＾ｖ＾）（・∀・）"ψ(｀∇')ψ（＞ｙ＜）（⌒▽⌒）(●'∀｀●)(≧∇≦)/(°∀°)bWhere stories live. Discover now