Dumbledoor: Last Friday night
Voldemort : Harry Potter kicked my ass
Newt : I hid beasts in my suitcase
Tina: which is also illegal
Queenie: tinne you brought men home
Jacob : eat my pastries
Hermione: I'm s mudblood like you said
Ron: I'm the king
Ginny : Good luck Harry
George : I'm feeling holy haha Fred
Harry : I'm invincible
Draco : My father will hear about this
Lucis: This Friday night
Dobbie will be a free elf
Cedric : I'm a vampire
Snaps: no your a glittery fair princess
Hagrid : giants can be taller than me
Cho: I'm sorry Harry, I really am
Fred : you me 💃 at the ball
Luna : the nargals 'll get ya Ronald
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Hp Jokes
RandomJust a few things I have magpied , made up and well found on the internet * * = stage directions Hope you enjoy
