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V-DAY!!

  ok this is a Valentine day special !! beware! it may have.. in aprotientness dam it can't spell!! anyways in joy!!  any ways rated r!!

kk: OMG!! ITS VALENTINES DAY!! *squeals*

em: wow wow wow!! Valentines day? ... BEN!!

ben: yes my swe-

em: cut the shit.. where's my Valentine at .. hmm?

ben: w-what u mean..v-Valentine's

day isn't until the 1-14th!?

kk: umm.. it is the 14th..

ben: 0_0 *SCREAMS AN RUNS OUT OF HOUSE*

em: 0_0....what just happen...?

kk: i.. i think broke ben..

em: no its the opset way he broke our bed...

kk: 0///0 tmi! *runs out of room*

em: what.. we were just jumping on the bed.. until it broke.. *pouts*

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ej: mm...

br:ej.. psst..

ej: *muffled* lew mw a lown!!

br: what's Valentine's day?

ej: huh.. what u mean.. is it already the 14th... *looks at calonder* *freezes* *mouth drops* *eyeless eyes twitch*NOOOO!!!* yells running out of the room*

br:... is it something i said...? oh well he'll get over it if he wants something tonight *walks out of room*

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mary: *makeing the bed float..* *drops bed that max is sleeping on*

max: OH BLOODY BAGS!! I AM TO SEXY TO DIE!!... oh... *blushes*

0//0

mary: .. i like... u... will u be my-

   "CRASH!!!!!!!!"

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JANE: I LEARN TO DRIVE MOTHER FUCKERS!!!

masky: 0_0 HELP!! SHE KILLED KENNY!!!

hoodie: m-m-masky..

ta:OH MY GORD!! MY HOODIE!!!NO!! *death gares jane*

jane : 0_0 *backs up the car as fast as she can an floors it down the drive way*

ta: oh that bitch just didn't !!!*Runs after jane*

weird kid on the side of the road with his bike*

ta: *steals bike* here's a penny! *puts a rock in his hand*

random kid:WHAAAAA!! *crys*

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masky: noo!! don't die!! we had a life together !!

hoodie: i am no-

masky: I LOVE U MAN DON'T DI-

hoodie: *slaps masky In slow mo*

masky: *head gose to the side* *end of slow mo* ... WHAT THE HELL MAN!! I THOUGHT U WERE HURT!!

hoodie: u d-didn't l-let me f-finsh my s-sentcen!!

kk: *drops ice cream in slow mo*

ice cream: *slowly falls to the ground..*

kk: *eye twitches* *mouth drops* *end of slow mo* NOOOO!!! U CAN'T BE GAY MASKY U CAN'T !!

masky: i am no-

kk:WHO AM I SPOS TO SPEND VALENTINE'S DAY WITH!!

masky: its really-

kk:I SHALL MAKE U STRAIGHT !!

*slowly starts to strip..*

hoodie: i. i.. i g-got to g-go.. *runs off*

masky: 0_0 *nose bleed*

   after that----

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kk: r u straight now?

masky: *smirks* i have always been straight ...

kk: HUH!?

masky: u didn't let me finsh what i had to say....

kk: u... i... we.. umm i.. GORD!! *gets up puts clothes on* *tears fall down face* THIS IS THE WORST VALENTINE'S I EVER HAD!!! *runs out of room*

  with all the girls*---

all the girls: THEY FORGOT IT WAS VALENTINE'S DAY.. AGAIN!!

kk: I LET MASKY RAPE ME!! *crys*

all gurls: 0_0 oh god....

em: WHO R U AN WHAT DID U DO WITH KK!! *shakes*

kk: *sniff* He did unspeakable things...

all gurls: poor gurl..

kk: an worst of all... *sniff*

all gurls: *bend close to hear*

kk:I ENJOYED IT!! WHAAA!! AN ALL BECAUSE HE SAID HE WAS GAY!!

all the gurls: 0_0 HE SAID WHA?

kk: he was.. gay..

all the girls: ... *burst out laughing*

kk: what?

em: he did that because he might have forgotten-

all gurls: VALENTINE'S DAY!!!

kk:... that cheesecake loving jerk!!!!! i thought he was gay .. did all the guys seriously... forgotten Valentine's day...

all the gurls: ye-

all the guys: HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY BITCHES!!!

all the girls: WHAT THE FUCK!!

all the guys: *dressed as strippers*

all gurls: OMG!! *mager nose bleeds*

lets say.. they had a very strange but good Valentine's day... lolz sorry if it was kinda.. rated r.... peace hope u like!!