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If I keep going to Crazy town every time one of you gets hurt, I'm going to have mail forwarded-Abigail 'Abby' Sciuto (NCIS)
I don't know who I am anymore. I don't know who my parents were. I'm just like...Little Orphan Abby-Abigail 'Abby' Sciuto (NCIS)
This is Caf-POW! country but yet there's no Caf-POW! anywhere-Abigail 'Abby' Sciuto (NCIS)
You can't rush science Gibbs! You can yell at it and scream at it, but you can't rush it-Abigail 'Abby' Sciuto (NCIS)
I can't take this. Everyday you guys go out and I never know if you're going to make it back. I mean it's killing me! I can't sleep at night. I'm developing some sort of weird twitch-Abigail 'Abby' Sciuto (NCIS)
(pointing to Chip who's been hog-tied after trying to attack her) Now can I work alone?-Abigail 'Abby' Sciuto (NCIS)
Jimmy, you chased a crazy guy with a gun. You're a stud muffin. You're an iron fist in a velvet glove. You're Baby Gibbs-Abigail 'Abby' Sciuto (NCIS)
Good news and bad news Gibbs. Good news is I'm still cute. Bad news the bomb squad got a little trigger happy-Abigail 'Abby' Sciuto (NCIS)
Okay I need all of you to get out of my lab. I have all of these samples to test and Major Mass Spec is going to blow up in protest if I don't blow up first-Abigail 'Abby' Sciuto (NCIS)
Okay, he's zonked out of his gourd and he's still playing with words. Impressive-Abigail 'Abby' Sciuto (NCIS)
Don't lie. Gibbs is like Santa Claus. He knows if you've been naughty-Abigail 'Abby' Sciuto (NCIS)
Whoa, after all these years I am finally losing my crime scene virginity-Abigail 'Abby' Sciuto (NCIS)
(to McGee) You're not listening to a word I'm saying. I'm pregnant McGee. Twins. I haven't told the father yet. It's Gibbs. I know it's wrong, but something about his silver hair gets me all tingly inside-Abigail 'Abby' Sciuto (NCIS)
If Major Mass Spec were a guy, I would totally marry him and bear his little Mini Mass children-Abigail 'Abby' Sciuto (NCIS)
Does a baby change its own diapers? Nay. Does it burp and feed itself? I don't think so. It takes a lot of TLC to keep my children happy and functioning in the lab of Abby or Labby as I call it-Abigail 'Abby' Sciuto (NCIS)
The kids don't like it when Mommy and Daddy fight-Abigail 'Abby' Sciuto (NCIS)
