Guy: *steals soccer ball and throws across street, making ball get hit by bus and never to be seen again*
Me: the hell, mate? you drunk at age 5? weird
Guy: yo I ain't no 5 year old I got swag yo I am a teeeeeeeen yo blind
Me: holy fook I didn't know that!!!! *hands over a couple of dead rats on a plate* here are the people that actually think you don't act like a 5 year old
SERIOUSLY THIS HAPPENED.
