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Hiiiiiii

So um, how's life?

Never mind, I don't care about your problems.

JUST KIDDING DON'T KILL ME OR YOURSELF #SUICIDEISNOTOK

Y'know what, I'll start over...

Hi! As you can probably tell, I am Zecholatepanda. Also, from the title and book description, this will be like a dia- no, a journal (can't make it a diary 'cause 1. I don't write any mushy gushy things for this to be a diary, and 2. Some people know me IRL, hence the 99% accuracy) where I'll post whatever the heck I want to. So without further ado, let me get this word count to 100 words... Now!

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⏰ Last updated: May 06, 2017 ⏰

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