Funny Texts

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Skyler :3: Dude, you were so drunk last night!

Me: How drunk?

Skyler :3: First, you took one of my mum's pinapples and started ripping it apart with a knife yelling: I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE SPONGEBOB!!!

Skyler :3: Then, you found a sponge and yelled: WHAT'S THE KRABBY PATTY SECRET FORMULA!!! thus, you ripped it apart...

Skyler:3: Finally, you took our neibour's pony, named it Pinky Pie, and rode it around town singing the My Little Pony theme song...

Me: Well shit...