Crazyness within the alliance

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WARNING: YOU MIGHT CRINGE ON THIS, THERE ARE A LOT OF GRAMMATICAL ERRORS HERE AND SPELLING MISH MASH WHAT NOT, SO AHAHAHAHAHA, ENJOY THE POSSIBLE CRINGE



so our leader asked me on "what's up?" and stuff like that, and another active player came on, let's name them as "Lumin", our leader as "SGT", Kirouin as " Rio", and me as "heart"



SGT: Lumin come out and play hahaha

Heart: ... *sweats nervously*uhm... ahahaha

Lumin: what? xD

Heart: NOTHING-

Lumin: pmg what did you do heart?

Lumin: could it be?!

Heart: AAHHHHHHHH NOTHING-

Lumin: no... impossible...

Lumin: but what if?!

Heart: what "could it be?!"

Heart: WHAT IS IT

Lumin: oh dear!

Lumin: You couldn't have!

Heart: aahhhh WHAT IS IT

Lumin: or could you?

Lumin: :/

Lumin: You ate the peanutbutter dint you? You monster (yes, that typo is intentional)

Heart: seriously -_-

Heart: I don't like peanut butter by the way

Lumin: Got your heart pumpin for a moment there didn't I?

Lumin: nuttela?

Heart: IYUP, AND AAHHHH GOSH IT LUMIN

SGT: Wait heart did u eat all the cookies how dare u hahaha we gotta feed her too the zombies lumin

Heart: *to

Lumin: Way ahead of you. I got the rope, did you get the bat?

Heart: AND NO, I ONLY EAT OREOS, HOW DARE YOU CALL THEM MERE 'COOKIES'

Heart: *runs* NOPE-

SGT:Omg give me a brake I just got off a 16 hour shift

Lumin: Oreo COOKIES

Heart: SHUT IT

Lumin: COOOOOOOOKIES

Heart: THEY'RE CALLED OREOS FOR A REASON

SGT:* runs after heart and cracks her in the knees with the bat*

SGT: Oreo cookies hahaha

Lumin: *ties her up*

Lumin: well shall we toss her?

Lumin: take that out and you have cookies

Lumin: (INSERT A COOKIE EMOJI HERE)

Heart: -_- (why did my brain processing that as bdsm? I'm not a masochist, I swear-)

Heart:  T_T NU

Lumin: Tsk tskm heart has a dirty mind. oh dear me.

Heart: -_- how is that dirty? eh, idk

Heart: IDK STUFF, SHHH

Lumin: but really. oreos are only oreos because of the white creamu center.

Lumin: Really good, white creamy center.

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