recently on the news the amount of murders have been astounding even if there was only one you could sniff out crime like a fucking pig.
u head to top shop to find sum suitsfor yr 2nd grade graduation(its a big deal) yr mom couldnt come with you she wass in the meth lab u dont know what she makes in there but its probably tables.
when u enter topshop the advertisements sourounding the store are terrifying but also very arousing, it was a line sponsored by the guy himself the guy himself the guy himself the guy himself guy fieri!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUCK\
he was fondling the merchandise sniffing sumtimes but yr really not sure if thats his mouth or not big daddys gotta eat!! but meanwhile lil momma over here is dripping onto th floor people r escorting you out, but before you can leave you and him make eycontact he giv u wink (;) like this) and when yr pushed out of the door you can see him pushing thru the crowd to get to you hes stopping at nothing until hes standing on yr feet.
"heyeyeheyeheyheyheyeheyheyheyehyeheyheyeheyhehyehy" he smirks
whta the fuck hes perfect
"hcfhfcuihcfyhgygvbcnjsdhsdjfhjdf" he says arching an eyebrows\\
his brother got killed???????you feel so bad
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his name was also guy fieri?????
"fjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjnv"
you agree to helping him so both of u head out of the mall and go on yr advent
when you both step outside you remember its winter so he gives you his entire shirt t keep u warm <3 when the both of you begin to walk right he break dwn crying and says his brother isnt actually dead well he is but he insists he is alive like a live what the fuck hes alive and says the reason his name is guy fieri was because he killed himself
fuck you eve
