There was once a rabbit who swam in the sky over rainbows. It's name was Steve. Steve was a shipper and spent 3/4 of it's life obsessing over how cute people look together or just finding ways to make literally everything gay including trees (same). One day Steve grew wings to fly off of the majestic rainbows to seek out it's otp. When it finally found it's people *insert names* took Steve in as they're own pet and Steve was very happy. Also it could see them being adorable together. The only bad thing about Steve's life was that it couldn't sleep at night because *insert names* were making strange noises. Steve was confused at first but came along some smut on Wattpad. Let's say that poor Steve was scarred for life after knowing what it's owners were doing at 3am but still had an amazing life. *insert names* eventually got another rabbit called Boopy. Boopy and Steve got along very well and after 2 seconds they got married and had 183 kids.
THEY ALL LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER DA END
(What... idk)
-confused frying pan
