Sakura

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Sakura's guide to become a heroin(e):

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Sakura's guide to become a heroin(e):

friendzone, tease and ridicule the boy who cares about you

obsess about and stalk the boy who doesn't even notice you most of the time

use emotional blackmail on boy 1, forcing him on a suicide mission to get back boy 2 who ran away with transsexual pedophile

attempt to force boy 2 into loving her by promising complete submission to him and then failing an attempt to stab him with a knife, getting herself knocked out in the process instead (not knocked up thankfully, well, not yet at least... that's the next step)

get knocked up by him at last

raise their daughter all alone by herself

let him leave for years to travel the world

So to summarize, Sakura, the heroine's goal was actually to get impregnated and give birth and now she is happy it would seem.


Sakura: WAIT WHAT!? I DID NOT MAKE THAT!

Emma: I know, but your fans did

Sakura: THATS CREEPY!

Emma: not as creepy as you stalking Sasuke and look your going to kill a girl if they get to close to him

Sakura: SHUT UP!

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