¡tae!: WHAT IS OUR CULT ABOUT
rosa✧: are you seriously still calling this a cult
¡tae!: indeed
rosa✧: well we have to agree on a topic
agustdbitch: sleep
agustdbitch: we should make a cult about sleep
kookiebby: thats boring
agustdbitch: shut up junglebook
kookiebby: how could you hyung :,(
agustdbitch: its called having swaeg
rapmonsta: music cult
hobiii: positivity and happiness
rapmonsta: so are u a hippy now
hobiii:
hobiii: FLOWER POWER
¡tae!: ROSA MY FLOWER CHILD
¡tae!: rosa means rose in her language
rosa✧: yup
jiminie: i say we make a cult about rosa's beautifulness
rosa✧: thats creepy
rosa✧: thats a no from me
kookiebby: i miss jin hyung
jiminie: SOMEONE ADD HIM
[kookiebby added handsomeman123 to the chat]
handsomeman123: why was i added to this chat again
kookiebby: BECAUSE WE MISS YOU
jiminie: yEs
handsomeman123: i demand kim namhoe apologize to me
rapmonsta: WELL NOT WHEN YOU CALL ME LIKE THAT
handsomeman123: fine then i'll just leave...
kookiebby: HYUNG APOLOGIZE
jiminie: ITS AN ORDER
rapmonsta: fine
rapmonsta: im sorry i called you annoying
handsomeman123: and...
rapmonsta: thats it
handsomeman123: you forgot one thing
rapmonsta: what
handsomeman123: YOU HAVENT COMPLIMENTED MY BEAUTY
rapmonsta: ARW YOU KIDDING ME
kookiebby: hYunG
rapmonsta: ugh, im so very sorry i havent complimented your god-like complexion
handsomeman123: thank you
¡tae!: now that everyone is here, what is our cuLt abOUT
rosa✧: calm urself yago
agustdbitch: who the fuck is yago
rosa✧: the bird from aladdin. hes red, doesnt shut up, hates crackers
¡tae!: ur weird
rosa✧: and ur not¿
kookiebby: lets do something dark
kookiebby: saTANIC
rosa✧: NO
hobiii: who are you and what did you do with jungkook
jiminie: i will shove a salted eggshell down ur throat
rapmonsta: damn
agustdbitch: i was not expecting that reaction from jimin
rosa✧: i mean, satan is gr8, but no. theres too many satanic cults out there. we wouldnt be original
¡tae!: i agree
handsomeman123: FOOD
¡tae!: no
rosa✧: this is hard
rapmonsta: thats what she said
rosa✧: i will cut ur balls off with a chainsaw
handsomeman123: please do
rosa✧: ;-)
rapmonsta: lets not
¡tae!: GUYYUYSYS
hobiii: what about that aesthetic trend thingy
rosa✧: im intrigued
kookiebby: me too
hobiii: WHAT IF WE DRESS SUPER COOL AND LAID BACK AND PEOPLE WOULD BE LIKE "oh yeah those kids. theyre kool"
¡tae!: TAE LIKES
kookiebby: AWESOME
rosa✧: thats actually a good idea
jiminie: yep
handsomeman123: as long as i look handsome
rapmonsta: sure
¡tae!: YAYAY
kookiebby: wheres yoongi
rapmonsta; probably asleep
jiminie: oh true
rapmonsta: i think hes okay with the idea
hobiii: IM SO PROUD OF MYSELF
¡tae!: i feel like a proud mother
rosa✧: i think i might actually enjoy this
¡tae!: u best enjoy it
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CULT
Teen Fictiona story where a boy wants to start a cult and he wants his best friend to join it.