The Mechanical Misfits

TMM as Kellin Quinn's step-sons

Scene 1 - Finding out Mom's "special friend" is Kellin Quinn (Etou and Shu are 6)

Etouffé & Shawarma are listening to SWS.

Etou: Man, Kellin's voice is awesome!

Shu: Now, remember; Kellin doesn't sound like a girl...

Etou: Girls sound like Kellin.

Mom's sitting on the couch, reading a book, when she suddenly turns.

Mom: How do you know Kellin?

Etou & Shu look at her, shocked: You know SWS?!

Mom: What's Swiss?

Etou: S-W-S, mom.

Mom: Oh. But how do you know Kellin?

Shu narrows his eyes at mom: Mom, you're hiding something.

Etou looks at Shu, who looks back and nods.

Mom stares at Etou & Shu blankly.

Etou grins as he pulls out Mom's phone.

Mom: Where'd you get that from?

Etou: My precious. -strokes the phone-

Shu: He steal from you bag.

Mom: NO!

Shu: I wonder what the password is.

Etou: It's easy, PASSWORD. -types P-A-S-S-W-O-R-D, finds out it's wrong-

Shu grabs the phone, ignoring Etou's yelp: Watch and learn. K-E-L-L-I-N.

Shu & Etou gasp: It's true!

Mom's shoulders sag: I'm sorry I didn't tell you.

Etou has already pressed the dial button: Oopsie.

Kellin picks up the phone sleepily (wherever he is): Hey Katy. -yawns-

Etou & Shu: -from a whisper to a scream- Oh. My. God. IT'S KELLIN QUINN!

Mom: Kids! Shh!

Kellin: Was that Katy? If that's Katy, who's talking?

Etou: Etou & Shu! 

Kellin: Etou? As in, Etouffé?

Shu: Holy moly! He knows your name!

Mom, in the background: I didn't name them!

Kellin: Who the hell are these losers?

Mom: They're my kids, Kellin!

Silence follows for a whole minute.

Kellin: You have kids?!

Etou: Damn. Right.

Shu: As a matter of factly. -nods-

Mom: Oh right. I forgot to tell you. -with a cheery voice- Kellin, I have two kids.

Kellin: You what?

Shu: She said she has two kids! What're you? Deaf?

Etou: -sputters- Shu! That's Kellin Quinn! Have some respect! -slaps Shu on the back of his head-

Shu: -emotionlessly- Ow.

Kellin: Thank you.....Etouffé?

Etou: Precisely. You're welcome.

Mom: Are you mad at me?

Kellin: I'm liking the sound of Etouffé and Shu. I'm coming over, right now. -hangs up-

Etou & Shu start jumping around and throw the phone, singing: Kellin Quinn is coming to town!