The One I Am - Parody of @highlighterjosh's The One I'm Not

chapter fuck you

I walked into his house (vroom vroom mother fucker) and he was cutting himself,what an emo faggot.

wait im also an emo faggot (the author)

what do????

Anyways, he was almost dieded, I tried to save his life, I didn't want another dead jedi in my life (#rip yoda).