melanie | manny
"Excuse me who is this?"
"I am your father."
"Ehm, my dad is dead."
"Oh shit....I'm so fucking sorry....damn you Manuel.*banging and clirring heard in the background* This is why you don't cook for fucks sake never entering a kitchen again in my whole fucking life-"
"Can I hang up now?"
"What? Oh yeah I almost forgot."
"Forgot what? Should I call the cops?"
"No! I've had too many encounters with them this week anyways."
"Then what the fries do you want from me?!"
"....."
"Are you laughing? Okay I'm hanging u-"
"No,no wait. I just.....did you just say what the fries?!"
"Yes. Is there a problem there? Wait, are you still laughing?!"
"I'm sorry but your choice of words and your accent are just too funny."
"Wait, so now your racist too."
"No! I mean where both white right? Your British and I'm American."
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Manny the Dancing Bear
HumorBecause Melanie needs company. And Manny is a dancing bear with no life. ••• "Call me Bear. Manny the Bear." "You're not serious." "I'm beary serious."
