The Drunk Moose Squirrel with Wings; Drunk Dean X Reader

Drunk! Dean x Reader

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I tried my best on this story! Hope you enjoy it!

You were in your motel after a hunt and were plopped on your couch, wearing a flannel that you borrowed from Dean, your favorite pair of skinny jeans, blue converse, and you wore your hair down letting your loose curls fall.
You were watching The Office when you got a call from Dean Winchester. You picked up your phone, "what's up? And it better be important because I'm in the middle of-" he interrupted you.
"Y/N! Hurry! It's an emergency!"
You quickly got the address of where they were staying from Bobby and drove to the location with great speed.
You got out of your car and rushed to the door of their apartment they were currently staying in.
"Hey! Dean! Sam! Cas! It's Y/N! OPEN THE GOD DAMN DO-" the door shot open and you were eye to eye with the tall, beautifully green eyed man who was holding like 3 bottles of beer.
"Ohoho~ Heeeeyyyyy Y/NNNN, funny seeing *hic* you hear!" Dean said as he swayed from side to side.
"Uh hi. You said there was an emergency. What is it?"
"Emergency? Nope! The only emergency is that your sweet ass ain't in hear!" The man said as he wiggled his left eyebrow.
You face palmed and let out a big sigh followed by a laugh.
You entered the apartment room and saw Sam in the corner, hugging his knees and rocking back and forth.
"Uhhh what the hell is wrong with Sam?"
"HA I DONT KNOW!" Dean said throwing his arms up into the air.
"Riiiiight. Ok where's Casti-AH!" You looked up to see the angel swinging from a chandelier.
"CAS?! WHAT THE ACTUAL HECK"
"Ohhh heyyyy. *hic* Y/N!" He said as he kept swinging from the ceiling.
"....hi. Why are u on the chandelier."
"WHAT ARE YOU *Hic* TALKING ABOUT. IM FLYING"
You couldn't hold it in anymore. You lost it. Before u knew it you were on the floor dying laughing over the drunk trio.
"AHAHHAHAA. STOP THIS IS TOO MUCH" you said as you held ur stomach that started to hurt from laughing so much.
Then you felt a hand on your chin that forced you to look up at whoever the hand belonged to.
It was of course Dean.
"Uh Dean. What are u doing"
"SOMETHING ISHOULFVE DUN ALOOONNNGGGG TIMEEESZZZ AGOOOO" he said as his words slurred together.
Not wanting him to do something he'd regret when he regained his normal self. You ducked and just your luck. Cas was behind you and when you ducked it forced the kiss that was supposed to be for u and Dean became for Cas and Dean.
You rose your head and looked at the two very surprised boys who were kissing.
You quickly took out your phone and took a picture
"HA. IM POSTING THAT ON EVERY FREAKIN SOCIAL MEDIA"
Cas wobbled off, running into the fridge. Not really phased by the kiss and Dean turned around looking at you.
"HEY. tHat WaS NOT suPPosed tO hAppEn!!"
You laughed nervously backing up slightly. "ehmmmm well I-uh-" you backed into a wall.
"Oh crap" you sighed
"HAHA! SUCCESS!" Dean cried in a victory voice.
He got closer to you and put his hands on both sides of your head.
Quickly you grabbed a lampshade off of a nearby lamp and shoved it over Deans head.
"HAHA! SUCCESS!" You yelled in a mocking voice.
"Heeeeyyyyy who turned offfff the lightssss" Dean said running into Cas as they both fell over.

You did love Dean but you never knew if he returned the feelings. You didn't want him kissing you because it could put your friendship at stake.

You were now hiding from Dean, sitting next to Sam who was still in the same corner but he was now tickling himself
"Sam I don't even have words for what u are doing right now"
You heard footsteps that sounded like Deans boots so u quickly put you hand over Sams mouth so he wouldn't find you.
That was when Sam but your finger.
"OWY! SAM WHAT THE HELL?!"
You gasped realizing u just blew your cover. "oshet"
"THERE U ARE Y/N" Dean said as he grabbed the back of your shirt and started dragging you away.
"AH! HELP IM BEING KIDNAPPED! KIDNAPPER!" You yelled as you head butted Dean in the shin.
Dean, not being  phased, You rubbed your head "ow that hurt me more than it hurt you"
Dean released you and put his arm around your waist and pulled you close to him. You were now chest to chest.
You could feel your face heat up.
"Look Y/N, I guarantee this is not the alcohol talking when I tell you this. IVE BEEN TRYING TO TELL U THIS FOR A WHILE NOW BUT U CHUCKED A LAMPSHADE AT ME SO I DIDNT GET THE CHANCE!" He said in a sassy time as he put his hand on his hip.
You couldn't help but giggle at how adorable he looked right now.
"Ok Dean you've got me what is it you want to tel-" then a pair of soft lips pressed against yours
You returned the kiss, deepening it as you ran your fingers through his hair.
He tightened his grip on your waist and pulled u even closer to him.
When you pulled away, he put his forehead on yours,
"I love you more than anything else in the world Y/N, and I have for a long time now"
You smiled, "I love you too Dean"
Then Dean smiled the biggest and most happiest smile you have ever seen.
"YAYYYY I HAVE A GIRLIE FRIENNNDDDD" Dean said like a child and danced around.
"Jesus Christ you are so drunk" you laughed.
"I MAY BE DRUNK, BUT IM DRUNK AND IN LOVE"
"Ok ok sure."
Then you heard Sam start singing
"YA GOT ME LOOKIN SO CRAZY IN LOVE, YOUR KISSSSS HAS GOT ME LOOKIN..."
You couldn't help but laugh at the usually serous boy act like that
Dean laughing, hugged you and started dancing with you in his arms.
Cas then appeared out of nowhere between you two.
"HiguysHiguysHiguysHiHiHiHi"
You rested your head on Deans shoulder and started crying laughing.

These three boys were the reason you got out of bed in the morning.

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                       THE END

HEY. Ok that was so much fun to write like I started dying of laughter in the middle of it 😂

Welp I hope it made you laugh just as much as it made me!
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