(Note, this is just a story I'm making as a joke, not meant to insult anyone.)
He like, totally loves me! I love the way he kicked me in the face 27 tiems!!!!!1111!!eleven!
Look at how he pits my maleup on!He is so handsoem ❤️️❤️️❤️️😍😍
"Mmm dayd harder plzzz" i sed as he ran awayyysz we are totally doung it
"Hell naww" he says as he runs awayaa before turning to face me and kisij g me..
He kept on slappi- i mean kisiing me until my face qas like a purole dildo and and i Was DeAd
But then Arminz comes in."Oh my god! A Mary Sue! RUN EVERYBODY RUN!!!"
-insert screams of torture here-
Ihyyvtjuutctucityi I AM LIKE, SO ALIVLEVI LOEBS ME SOSSOS MUCH
BuT tHeN a Tittiean cam over nad and grBbed me!!"EW!!! PERV!! SEXUAL HARRASMENT!!!"
"My name is Hugh Mungus""SEXUAL HARRAS-"
He bitttie on my headie andie iie dieie.He had to barfzzz me up because I was so bittet.
"It tastes like ass sweat in the summer!"
The titan ddddied bef. Ause of syarvation
"DDADY LEVI HALPPSNM MEEEE""Ew lol no fu(k 0ff n008 5(ru8 937 5hr3k7 m8"
I cryed forver and ever
😭😭😭😭 daddyyz whyzzz!!Xyrsvycutcgj