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I MET MILES AND THEYRE THE CUTEST SWEETEST NICEST HUMAN BEING I HAVE EVER COME INTO CONTACT WITH IN MY ENTIRE HUMAN LIFE.
THEY WERE SO FUCKING FUNNY AND NICE AND THEY LOOKED AT YOU AS IF EVERY WORD THAT CAME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH WAS AS IMPORTANT AS A DEAD RELATIVE THAT JUST CAME BACK TO LIFE AND WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT THEIR JOURNEY.
THE SHOW WAS P SHORT BUT OTHER THAN THAT I MADE LIKE SIX+ NEW FRIENDS THAT ARE ALL GAY AND NICE AND WE ALL PLAYED UKE TOGETHER OUTSIDE OF THE VENUE.
THIS IS HOW MY MEET AND GREET WENT.
SO FIRST OF ALL MY FRIEND WENT TOWARDS THEM FIRST AND HUGGED THEM BUT I WASNT FUNCTIONING AT ALL AND I JUST STOOD AT THE LINE SHAKING SO FUCMING MUCH AND MY EYES STARTED WATERING BC I WAS LIKE "that's fUCKINF MILES"
BUT THEN MILES STARTED TO POSE FOR THE PICTURE WITH THEM AND I WAS LIKE WAIT WHAT AM I DOING GET IN THERE AND SO I JUST KIND OF RUSHED TOWARDS THEM AND HUGGED THEM SUPER TIGHT SND THATS WHAT THE PICTURE UP THERE IS.
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED AFTER THAT
me: "yeah! um! we were thinking of doing like an awkward family picture! like you put your hand on our shoulders and you're like awkwardly smiling?!"
miles: "yeah let's do it!"
*picture gets taken*
*i stand up and make IMMEDIATE eye contact with them*
"HI I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT YOU MEAN A LOT TO ME AND YOUVE HELPED ME OUT WITH SO MUCH AN-"
miles: "OHMYGOD COME HERE!"
AND THEN THEY HUGGED ME SO TIGHT THAT THE HUG GOT A LITTLE OFF BALANCE AND I WAS SHAKING SO FUCKING MUCH.
THEY THEN SIGNED MY UKE AND I WAS LIKE "THANK YOU SO MUCH" AND THEN I HAD TO SCADADDLE
BUT WAIT
THERES MORE
ME N MY FREN I WAS WITH STILL WALKED AROUND THE CITY A LITTLE BIT AND WE CHECKED THEIR SNAP AND REALIZED.
THEY WERE STILL IN THE CITY.
WE COULD RUN INTO THEM.
AND OH BOY.
SO WE WALKED AROUND FOR LIKE AN HOUR AND WE CONTEMPLATED LOOKING FOR MILES BUT WE WERE LIKE "nah" BC WE DIDNT WANT TO SEEM CRAZY.
SO WE WALKED BACK TOWARD WHERE THE CAR WAS PARKED AND THEN I SEE MY FRIEND LIKE,,,,,,,,
"hey isn't that - miles' tour manager?"
AND INWAS LIKE BITCH WHAT
AND I WHIPPED MY HEAD AROUND SO FUCKING FAST AND I SAW THE TOUR MANAGER GUY WALKING ON THE SAME SIDEWALK WE WERE ON AND I LOOKED BEHIND HIM AND
MILES.
THEY HAD A SMALL HOODIE ON AND THEIR HANDS WERE SHOVED IN THEIR POCKETS AND THEIR HEAD WAS TO THE GROUND AND IT REALLY LOOKED LIKE THEY DIDNT WANT TO BE NOTICED.
BUT MY LOUD👏ASS👏MOTHA👏FUCKIN👏MOUTH👏
GOES
"miles!!"
AND THEY LOOK UP AND YOU KNOW THAT THING YOUR HOODIE MAKES WHEN YOU YANK THE STRINGS SUPER TIGHT AND THE HOOD IS JUST THIS THING SURROUNDING YOUR FACE AND ALL YOU CAN LOOK THROUGH IS THIS TINY LITTLE HOLE?
WELL THAT WAS THEM.
THEY FUCKIN RAN THEIR ASS TOWARDS ME AND THEY GAVE ME N MY FRIEND A SUPER TIGHT HUG.
I WAS IN FUCKING SHOCK SO I WAS LIKE "hi ohmygod! i - saw you on snapchat!"
AND MILES GIGGLED AND WAS LIKE "really?!" AND STARTED PULLING THEIR HOOD APART SO JUST THEIR EYES WERE POKING THROUGH AND WHENEVER THEY TALKED THEY WOUKD MOVE THE HOLE TO WHERE THEIR MOUTH WAS IT WAS THE CUTEST FUCKING THING
AND I COULD SEE THEIR SHREK CONTOUR AND THEY WERE SMUDGING IT BC THEY WERE DESPERATELY TRYIG TO BREAK THROUGH OF THEIR HOODIE PRISON THAT HELD THEM CAPTIVE WHILE WE TALKED.
BUT THEN A CAR HONKED.
AND MILES WAS LIKE "i'm really sorry but gotta blast!" AND I WAS LIKE "oh okay i love you!!!!!!!!"
AND THEY WERE LIKE "thank you sm!"
AND WE DID THAT HAND THING WHERE YOURE BOTH WALKING AWAY FROM EACHOTHER BUT YOU HOLD YOUR HANDS OUT SO YOURE TOUCHING FOR AS LONG AS POSSIBLE UNTIL BOTH OF YOU HAVE TO PULL AWAY.
AND THE LAST THING I SAID TO THEM WAS "thank you so much for everything!"
AND THEY WANDERED OFF INTO THE DISTANCE.
AND WE FLIPPED THE FUCK. O U T.
THE END
