Marvel Horoscopes

Signs as more Lance Tucker quotes

"Why don't you get me a Fiji, or something pH balanced? And if you're lucky, I'll let you taste my nuts": Sagittarius, Virgo, Pisces
"Can't f*cking wait": Gemini, Taurus, Aries
"You don't wanna f*ck with me": Aquarius, Cancer, Libra
"You've got nice cans": Capricorn, Scorpio, Leo