Random Hetalia Headcanons

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2p! Nordics reenact a conversation between my friends and I.

There's parts of it cut out but ye.

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Bernard, Lokki, Egil, Markell

Out of all of us who do you think was first to wank?

Wank?

It's another word for masturbating

O-oh

Who tho

no

Masturbating is a sin

Don't do it

Who gives a fuck gET A FOOKIN LIFE

O-oh

I like god

You atheist

M-My g-gosh

He is tho

Explain how the world was created you atheist

Explain memes you atheist

And I like my science better than I like my Jesus.

Wait he's an atheist

"I like my science better than I like my Jesus"

Wow you're really satanic

Not to be religious or anything 

But

If u don't follow the Ten Commandments 

Then u go to hell

Be gone thot

Uhhhh

Um

It's starting

You're supposed to love your neighbor as you love yourself