pizza!
In which a trash-mouthed pizza delivery girl with ginger hair decides that she doesn't want her sort-of spider-boyfriend to have all of the fun, and therefore decides she wants to save the world too.
"Uh... sorry, man. I just deliver the piz...
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e p i g r a p h
she had only intended to deliver the last order of the night. she just wanted to make sure everything was alright. she only needed twenty bucks.
he hadn't enough time to take his mask off in his scurry to answer the door. he had just wanted a slice of gino's pizza. he only needed to keep her quiet.
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❛ HOLY FUCKNUTS, YOU'RE HIM. ❜
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b l u r b
IMOGEN NYGÅRD had found herself in trouble after a slight run in with a group of not-so-nice people, leaving her in a bad place with the NYPD, and drowned in debt. Finding herself too proud to ask anyone she knew for help, she decided to simply get a job at the local pizzeria, which she assumed would be easy enough.
PETER PARKER had found himself starving after webbing up one of New York's most wanted, and simply decided to order a large seafood pizza, using the money his Aunt had left for him on the counter. Unfortunately, he'd forgotten to take off his mask.
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c a s t
i. LISA TEIGE as IMOGEN A. NYGÅRD ❛ NO OFFENSE BUT YOUR ASS LOOKS AMAZING IN SPANDEX. ❜
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ii. TOM HOLLAND as PETER B. PARKER ❛ MY BIGGEST WEAKNESS! IT'S SMALL KNIVES! ❜
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iii. JOSEFINE PETTERSEN as LAUREN N. HARPER ❛ HOW DO I PUT THIS NICELY? YOU'RE SORT OF A SLAG. ❜
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iv. MARLON LANGELAND as HARRY P. LEWIS ❛ I'M NOT EATING THAT, IT CAME OUT OF THE FUCKING SEA! ❜
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v. IMAN MESKINI as ANNA I. MALEK ❛ IT'S CALLED ISLAM, YOU FUCKING CRACKER. ❜
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vi. SACHA KLEBER NYILIGIRA as CHUCK T. TATE ❛ NOAH FENCE, AND THAT'S THE NAME AND THE GARDEN WALL. ❜
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w a r n i n g
this book will contain mature scenarios, such as swearing, sexual themes, drug use, violence, etc. if youre not comfortable with these scenarios, then this book is not for you.
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d i s c l a i m e r
I do not own Peter Parker or any of the characters in this story who seem familiar, nor do I own the Spider-Man franchise. I do, however, own the character of Imogen, her personal plot-lines, her dialogue, and her relationships with the other characters in this story.
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this is dedicated to my cat.
also im rlly sorry this happened im just SO excited for homecoming i couldnt help myself. and on top of that, im sorry that the enTIRE cast is from skam, im just SO ADDICTED ITS SO FUCKING GOOD SHOOT ME. and another sidenote bc i cant stop talking, ive realized that this opening chapter makes it seem like this story is gonna be so much more mundane than it actually is so if anyones reading this, prepare to be surprised probably.
anyway, this is my new peter parker fic nd i rlly hope you enjoy it.
