Its hell week for me y'all 🤦🏾♀️ I got tests and shit, I'm sorry ☹️ I deadass forgot we had weekends 🙄 but it's 1:30 am rn (4/16) and imma just be productive 🤷🏾♀️ enjoy 💓
Episode #4: Bloody Period Prank on Boyfriend
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"Hey y'all"I greeted, setting the camera on the island and backing up so the upper part of my body was seen. "So it is currently 2 in the morning and I just kinda woke up for no reason and couldn't go back to sleep so I decided to prank Chris. Again. This is the bloody period prank. And mind you, I'm at his house meaning I'm about to get his sheets dirty again and he hates when I get his sheets dirty. Hopefully, it doesn't leave a stain because I refuse to hear about it everyday. Anyway, I came down here to get the bottle of blood in which I don't know where he got it from and we're gonna get started. Team Vanni in the comments."
I grabbed the camera and the blood and began to quietly walk upstairs and into his room where he was soundly sleeping. I set the camera on the dresser and bent down in front of it, whispering. "He's a very heavy sleeper so 9 times out of 10, he won't wake up unless something gets on him or I hit him or something. Hopefully he doesn't wake up in the middle of the process I'm gonna be in trouble. But that's something I'm willing to risk. Again, team Vanni in the comments, all day. And let's get it."
I grabbed the bottle of blood and walked over to my side of his bed. I turned on the lamp and dimmed it, just in case. I pulled back the sheets and began to set up. I, with no hesitation, poured the blood on the bed and on me. I wiped the access on my shorts and the remaining on Chris's back, gently. Closing the bottle, I set it under the bed and turned the lamp off, getting into position and pulling the cover on me. I closed my eyes deciding on how I should wake him up.
I let 10 minutes go by before loudly groaning in pain and shifting in the bed. "Vanni, chill out, bruh."Chris raspily said, clearly annoyed that I woke him. I continued to groan until he sat up. "Alright, what? What's wrong?"he sighed, rubbing his face. The lights were still off so he didn't see what was happening. "Cramps."I fake cried. "Can you go get my pills?"I asked.
"Yea, where are they?"he sighed, laying back down. "In the bathroom. They on the counter." He got out the bed and went over to the bathroom, turning the light on as he walked in. After walking in, it was dead silent. He had to have seen himself in the mirror. "Chris?"I called out. He then walked out the bathroom and turned the ceiling light on. He then came over to the bed and pulled the covers back with no hesitation. Shock was written all over his face and his mouth was moving but no words came out. It took everything in me not to laugh.
"Chris, I'm so sorry. I didn't know, baby, I'm sorry."I said but he just stood there, just looking. He then looked down at himself and saw the blood. He looked like he wanted to throw up but was holding it back. "It's alright."he said. "You ok? Cuz that's a lot of blood. Is that supposed to happen?" "I don't know. It just hurts. I'm sorry it's on you, I didn't know." He swallowed hard before speaking again. "Its just vagina blood, it's alright. You wanna go take a shower while I clean up?" "I don't want you to clean up. I did it. And you already look disgusted."
"No, Vanni, it's cool. I got it. Please, go take a shower." "But Chris I do-" "Goddamnit, I'm already pissed plus the shit on me anyway. It doesn't fuckin matter. Shut the fuck up and go shower, nigga. Damn."he went off. I couldn't help but to laugh.
He looked at me weirdly then his face straightened. "This a prank?"he asked and I laughed harder, pointing to the camera. "You play too fuckin much. What is this?" I grabbed the bottle from under the bed. He smacked his lips. "Why you always fuckin up my sheets? You fuckin annoying. And you cleaning this shit up too. It's goddamn 3 in the morning. Fuck is wrong wit you?"he shook his head walking into the bathroom and turning the shower on.
I got out the bed and got the camera. "Alright well that was that. I expected a better reaction but you take what you can get. Got his ass twice in a row. Team Chris takin a major L, nothing new. But yea like this video. Comment, subscribe and all that good stuff. Lemme clean this up for he beat my ass. Until next week, bye."
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Told myself I was gone stop talkin so much down here. I'll try 🤷🏾♀️ this was weak tho, sorry. I'm skressed tf out. Issa math test tomorrow (4/18) idk when this is going up.
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