Kiss of the Sharingan

Omake

WHEN A FISH MEETS A WEASEL

Kisame was told that he had a partner now. All
Akatsuki members worked in pairs, so he was
obliged to agree. He was supposed to meet with
him by the entrance to the cave, and so he strode
there, wondering how powerful, and big that Uchiha
kid was.
And then he saw the silhouette and the figure in
the Akatsuki cloak. He got closer and almost
gaped, realizing that the kid was actually small. He
stopped by him and looked down. The short brunet
brat turned to face him and Kisame's blue blood
stopped. His heart for a moment was completely
frozen and he knew then and there he got to work
with a creep. That stare was freaking out, simply.
He waited till the brat spoke a word, but he was
silent and Kisame suppressed a shiver, and then
opened his mouth to somehow fill the creepy
silence.
"…So… you're… that kid… that killed his… family…?"
"…"
"Um…. I am… Hoshigaki Kisame….your… um….
Partner…? Um… shouldn't you… um… introduce
yourself or… something….?"
"…"
"….ok…. how should I… call you…? …um… Itachi-
kun…?"
"…glare…"
"….Um… maybe… Uchiha-kun…?"
"…Glare…"
„Uh... damn… maybe… Itachi-san…?"
"…"
"…Ok,"
"…"
"…So… we… have a mission… or what?"
"…"
"….oh…. fuck… eh… I… I have a…. Candy?"in his
hand appeared a small candy wrapped in a colorful
paper.
"…glare…"Itachi turned away and started to walk.
The candy magically disappeared from Kisame's
hand. Surprised, Kisame frowned down at his palm.
"…fucking genjutsu…,"