ONE PIECE X READER [ONESHOTS]

Crocodile x reader: Replacing the Original is Impossible

Being part of Baroque works sucked.

No seriously like it's so boring.

Everyone was given tasks and Missions which were either Harm a person or Get information/Items,Crocodile didn't really care if it was boring or not,As long as things are going his way,he's satisfied.

(Name) didn't really mind the missions or the harming,She did indeed think that Sometimes Baroque works could be boring but every single boring group has that one duo who can Make each other laugh while everyone just facepalms at they're shenanigans

Bon clay seemed fond of (Name),Both of them enjoyed each other's company,The thing that made (name) so close to Bon was his devil fruit powers,As soon as she saw his power in action,She wanted to see more,he imitated almost everyone in Baroque works,The funniest one she saw yet was Daz's

Today was no different,Bon clay usually came to (Name)'s office(?) at the afternoon,He didn't need to knock

"So! Who're you gonna Impersonate today Bon??" (Name) asked excitedly and Bon raised one finger

"It's a Surprise!~ close your eyes for a second!~" Bon Said and (Name) only gave him a confused look before shrugging and shutting her eyes

She felt something grab her face,and the sound of Bon's devil fruit Power in action "Alright!!~ you can open your eyes Now! This is gonna shock you for real!! I'm not joking around!~"

When (name) opened her eyes,she expected another agent of Baroque works but she was met with her own face smiling widely,this caused her to almost fall back while laughing,Bon decided to use (Name)'s voice while doing the following impressions of his dear best friend

"Oh Mr.0! Why won't you Consider my feelings?! I'm so thankful for my best friend Bon-chan! It's not so boring here thanks to him! Why won't Ms.Doublefinger stop teasing me with my crush?!"

"Bon!! Stop! I can't breath..! Ahahaha..!!" (Name) couldn't stop laughing that she had to clutch her stomach and her eyes were tearing up,Bon Kept dancing around while having her face on and He kept making rather exaggerated impressions of her

Anyone would be mad at this but they're best friends,even insults are considered Compliments.

-Timeskip to Later brought to you by Law as Aladdin and Corazon as Genie-

"Zero-chaaann!! We have something important to show yoouuuuu!!~" Bon said as he pranced in His Boss's office,(name) following after him

Crocodile sighed and took the cigarette between his fingers,Taking it out his mouth and puffing out the smoke,he wasn't facing the door as his chair was turned "if it's another one of your Dumbass Shenanigans,then beat it."

"Boss we promise! It's something you'll actually crack up at!" Upon hearing (Name) say that,he turned the chair slightly after a few seconds and Stared at the 2

"This better be good..." He mumbled and turned his chair fully,Setting the cigarette between his teeth again "What is it?"

"Haaaiii look at me!~" Bon started as he touched his face and It blurred for a quick second before (Name)'s face appeared,Which caused Crocodile's Grey emotionless eyes to go slightly wider

(Name) covered her mouth to hold back her laughs,as soon as she saw her face take place of his and Bon's smile was placed on her face she almost lost it.

"So?! What do you think Zero-chan?!" Bon said with one of his signature poses which almost made (Name) burst out laughing more

Crocodile only stared with a bored yet disbelieving face (that he's only capable of making) and a faint hint of anger was evident there

You see,Crocodile isn't exactly one to show emotions easily,He didn't like showing emotions so much but right now,he's pissed and it was kinda obvious,Crocodile had a liking to (name) and actually felt like he could trust her,Something Crocodile isn't good at,Trusting people,But the trusting relationship he had with her wasn't very satisfying as he wanted her to be more of a Work Subordinate,No,not just a friend,Lover is more like it

And seeing someone trying to copy the original (Name) didn't exactly satisfy him,he had to hold himself back from throwing a 'Desert La spada ' at Bon if (Name) wasn't there

"Don't ever Smile like that with (Name)'s face. Ever." He started with a glare that could be mistaken as Conquerer's Haki

"Eh? Why?! I thought you'd like it since (Name)-chan and You were so close!" Bon said,still wearing (Name)'s face and (Name)'s laughing died down due to Crocodile's sudden seriousness

"Mr.2, I don't want you to say another thing with (Name)'s Face and Body,Understood?" Crocodile dead panned and Bon gulped at that,Returning to his regular face and giving a Loud 'Understood!'

"Now get outta here." Crocodile said and Both Bon clay and (Name) turned to leave,Both of them feeling relieved that they didn't turn into piles of sand

"(Name)."

Oops,I spoke too soon.

(Name) felt her entire body freeze as Bon immediately ran off,not wanting to 'Face Zero-chan's wrath',(Name) turned around and gulped slightly "y-yeah boss?" She replied

Crocodile made a hand motion which said 'Get over here' and (Name) obeyed,Approaching him and Standing next to his chair

Without a warning,He pulled her onto his lap and let her sit there as he started doing his paper work,(Name) only stared at the paper he was writing and she looked up at him

"U-uh..Boss,Excuse me if this question is stupid but..Why do you need me here?" (Name) asked and Crocodile glanced at her,He set the pen down and raised his one hand and patted her head slightly

"I need to get that Ballerina's shit impression image outta my head,So your staying here till that image is gone and replaced with yours." He simply explained and got his pen back,Continuing his work as he added one last statement "after all,Replacing The Original is impossible."

Needless to say,(Name) didn't leave till Nighttime rolled by