*wants Riva to sit on Wiz's wound*
Mar: WHAT IF HE DEFLATES LIKE A WHOOPIE CUSHION!?
me: .....then the man needs to fart! Let the dude fart! Let the whoopie cushion make a loud PFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT
Mar: THIS IS NOT A TIME TO JOKE.
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*wants Riva to sit on Wiz's wound*
Mar: WHAT IF HE DEFLATES LIKE A WHOOPIE CUSHION!?
me: .....then the man needs to fart! Let the dude fart! Let the whoopie cushion make a loud PFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT
Mar: THIS IS NOT A TIME TO JOKE.