*the signs bored in the mansion *
Virgo: Hey guys! *goes down the stairs with a pack of cards* who's wants to play cards?!
Scorpio: *zooms from his room to the living room* I AM READY TO PLAY.
Aries: I WILL WIN THIS TIME!!! *fire comes out of his body*
Cancer: *already crying* I don't want to play! *got a black eye and a broken bone last time they played*
Pisces: *gets out of the pool* DID YOU SAY CARDS?
Gemini: Okay.
Sagittarius: AHAHAHAHA! *rips shirt* ILL WIN THIS TIME FOR SURE!
Capricorn: Um... I don't want to play... but if Sagittarius is playing, I'll play too...
Taurus: Just let me finish eating this bucket of fried chicken. *already finished 5 other buckets of chicken*
Leo: Hohohohoho~ I'm gonna beat your salty a** Libra!
Libra: EXCUSE ME?! YOU CRIED LAST TIME WHEN YOU LOST!
Aquarius: Leo cried because he kept getting threats from Scorpio. He threatened me too...
*in a circle playing go fish*
Aries: Scorpio! Do you have a King?!
Scorpio: *has a King* go fish.
Cancer: Do you have a 8 Pisces?
Pisces: S***! *throws the card at her*
Virgo: WHY IS THE CARDS BENT?!
Sagittarius: Give me your Jack Leo!!!
Leo: SCREW YOU. *puts the card under his pants*
Taurus: *eating a bag of Cheetos and getting the cards dirty*
Libra: LOOK AT MY CARDS AGAIN CAPRICORN AND ILL STEAL YOUR CLOTHES!
Capricorn: *looks at her cards* TRY ME BOI.
Gemini: Are you serious?! I HAVE NO PAIRS YET! *flips the table* *cards fly all over*
Aquarius: How about we all calm down...?
Scorpio: ... DID YOUR SERIOUSLY DO THAT? *grabs his dagger*
Gemini: Wait Scorpio! Let's settle this out! *sees Scorpio running toward him with a dagger* well, it was nice being alive. *gets murdered by Scorpio*
Aries: *angry* WHO HAS A KING?!
Sagittarius: *still fighting for the card* GIVE ME THE CARD LEO! THAT'S IT! ILL GET THE CARD MYSELF! *sticks his hands under Leo's pants*
Leo: WHAT THE?! THIS IS ASSAULT! *tries to get Sagittarius off*
Virgo: *holding Taurus down and cleaning her hands* HOW DARE YOU DIRTY MY CARDS.
Taurus: No Virgo! I didn't get to lick my fingers! That's the best part of eating Cheetos!!! I'm sorry!
Capricorn: *fighting Libra to her room* DON'T GO IN MY ROOM YOU COCKROACH.
Libra: *wresting Capricorn* MOVE OUT OF MY WAY YOU SNAKE.
Cancer: *crying in a corner* why can we never play a game without having a war...?
Aquarius: *hiding in his pillow and cushion fort*
Pisces: *throwing cards everywhere and slicing things*
YOU ARE READING
Zodiac Scenarios (Editing)
RandomThis book is about random scenarios with the zodiacs (It's also based on my opinion on them, also they're based off the stereotypes).
