Broadwway Eridan(Not Really...Off Broadwway?)

Ugly Story

((An actual Broadwway Eridan song by PhemieC. Their songs are really good.))

I'm a prince and I livve in a ship, and I aim my rifle and I shoot from the hip and I havve a friend I pity, quite a bit.

She said, "Grab your gun, let's have some fun, share with me your pedigrees, I have responsibilities, I cannot run,

I do not wish the death of any living thing, I might be a killer but one day I shall be queen and put an end to slaughter, but until then I'm keen, on staking claim to land and sea and everyfin between,"

I played a game wwith elevven fools, wwho told me not to break the rules, but wwhen havve angels evver helped me yet.

And magic isn't real and anywway it doesn't matter, cause no matter wwhat I conjure it could not help me deflect,

The angry death, of evvery hopeful thought, that I might be a lovver or a fighter that I'm not, in someone else's wweb, or net I could be caught, but I'm too bitter, better off alone, guess I forgot,

So wwhat did you wwant me to say? Sorry? Should I apologize when you ignore me? I didn't ask to be right, or to be lonely, or to be hatched into an ugly story,

I'm a Prince and I had a pair, of princesses in twwo sharp squares, but then I guess I bored them both to death, and noww I think my calling is, to break apart and fall to pieces, better yet, invvent a brand neww method of ascension

I'm impressed, youvve managed to survvivve, but rest assured wwed all be better off dead than alive, cause when they get ahold of us, well all be batter fried, and Im surprised that nobody's considered swwitching sides.

So here I am respectfully, and royally destroying, any chance if getting back on your good gills, and I don't mean to be hurtful, but if yellows the new purple, then bleedings the new breathing, don't you think I will!

I used to wish the death, of every living thing, I might be your killer but you'd never be my queen, so put away your laughter, pack up your hopes and dreams, I'm done with black back-handing, and red pandering it seems,

That I am just pathetic, I won't be overlooked, I'm past the point of fishing to get back upon your hook, I've made a manifesto, I've been bested by a crook, but never more I'm planning on reclaiming what he took,

So what did you want me to say? Sorry? Should I apologize when you ignore me? Didn't ask to be right, or to be lonely, or to be hatched into an ugly story...to be hatched into an ugly story...

Oh my, this pantomime is getting...gory.

I'm a Prince and I live in a ship,

I'm a Prince and I live in a ship....