I really don't want to know. Or do I?

Jumin Han has entered the chat room

Yoosung*: Hey Jumin!

Jumin: Hello

Jaehee: Mr. Han, you're back from your honeymoon

Jumin: Yes. We returned from the island the other day. Since our house is still not ready yet, we've been staying at the penthouse

Zen: Ooo, I was wondering where you two went on your honeymoon. Which island?

Jumin: Our island.

Zen: Your island.

Jumin: That is what I said

Zen: Wait, you two have an island?

Jumin: How stupid. Yes, we have an island. I bought it for our honeymoon.

Zen: (shocked emoji)

Yoosung: OMG

Zen: Wow, must be nice.

Jumin: Yes, it is. It's a lovely island.

Jumin: (smiley cat sticker)

Zen: What's the name of the island?

Jumin: I can't tell you that.

Zen: Why not?

Jumin: 1. Because Lanie Q hasn't decided on a name for it yet

Jumin: 2. Because it's private and I don't want anyone trying to find it

Zen: Wow. Ok, whatever.

Zen: Where is Lanie Q? Why isn't she on?

Jumin: She's here. She's...busy

Yoosung: Busy? How is she?

Jumin: Well, if I must say, she's...messy

Zen: (shocked emoji)

Yooosung: (confused emoji)

Jumin: And nearly impossible to train

Zen: ...

Jumin: She's so cute though. Whenever she realizes what she's done

Jumin: she gets the most adorable look on her face

Jumin: so I can't help but pick her up and kiss her

Jumin: and clean her up

Yoosung: Clean her up?

Jumin: Yes. It's almost as if I have to bathe her constantly.

Jumin: Not that I mind.

Jumin: (eyebrow waggling emoji)

Zen: Hey jerk, we were asking about your wife, not that fur ball

Jumin: (annoyed emoji)

Jumin: And that is who I was talking about

Yoosung: (shocked emoji)

Zen: Are you getting her confused with your cat again?

Jumin: Don't be ridiculous. They're totally different. Elizabeth the 3rd is a cat and Lanie Q is a woman.

[Lanie Q has entered the chat room]

Lanie Q: Jumin, you are in here

Jumin: (flowery heart sticker) Yes my love

Jumin: Were you looking for me?

Jumin: I hope you weren't worried. I didn't go far.

Lanie Q: No no, I saw you. I was watching you.