Down by the valley of the Hanky Panky
Where the bullfrogs jump from bank to bank
Sayin' ooh, ah, skittle, skattle, big fat bullfrog!
I pledge allegiance to the flag
Michael Jackson is so bad.
Pepsi cola, burnin' up.
Now we're drinkin' Seven Up.
Seven Up has no caffeine.
Now we're watchin' Billy Jean.
Billy Jean went out of style.
Now we're watchin' X Files.
X Files' way too scary.
Now we're watchin' Tom and Jerry.
Tom and Jerry's way too funny.
Now we're watchin' Bugs Bunny.
Bugs Bunny's way too lame.
Now we're playin' video games.
Video games are way too boring.
Then one morning, I woke up snoring.
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A Little Book of Silly Rhymes
RandomSo, this will be a collection of rhymes I've learned over the course of my childhood. Some might be from hand games or songs passed around summer camps and elementary school. I may not know the names of some, so feel free to tell me if I messed them...
