So what if Artemis had a daughter(*cough*me*cough*) and um, THEY argued?

Dat one time Zeus interrupts my shipping of Pertemis

Artemis: You. Do. Not. Ship. Me. With. That. BOY.
Agnes:...
Artemis: Nevermind. Keep going on.

Agnes: Oh my god, Mom! They're shipping you and Jackson!
Artemis: Call him Percy, Daughter.
Zeus:*drops in* Don't break Percabeth!!!!!!!!
Artemis: Father. We are stopping Percabeth!
Zeus: *Fights with Artemis*
Artemis*fights back and accidentally rips off Zeus's... underwear.*
Agnes:... Oh. My. Gods.
Artemis: Zeus, GET AWAY BEFORE MY HUNTERS SEE YOU.
Zeus: Holy Me, you're sometimes too violent and annoying.
Artemis: Father. Get. Away
Zeus:*quickly flashes away*
Artemis: Did he scar your eyes?
Agnes: Yes.