I once made the perfect hamburger and i thought to myself nobody must ever eat this burger so i put it under my couch next to all of my radioactive unicorns that were alive then i thought to myself why is it when iput stuff under here it come to life but as soon as i thought it the question left because my girfriend Janice came over and we watched love movies on netflix we made love to our popcorn more like it made love to us cause we put it in our mouths and chewed and ate it.But then after about 11 o'clock we then made love cookies for an hour then we had to make love to each other but it was soon broken up when our dog tried to get my milk!So later that night she slept in my bed i know what you thinking and no we did not sleep together she made me sleep on the couch but then i was awoken by my hamburger that i put under my couch it was male so guess i jizzed under the couch somehow but then he told me to make him a girl hamburger so i did and the girl stayed with janace and the boy stayed with me they made little burgers by buying them from the store and me and Janice adopted because she always made me wear a condom.So The End
