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Weebs VS Naruto

So Naruto, the first anime I watched. I had it shoved down my throat like everything else in my life. 

FIRST OFF! WHY IS THERE SO MUCH GODDAMN FILLER! JESUS CHRIST! IT NEEDS A FILLER SERIES ON ITS OWN. You know the filler is getting bad when it is about a NINJA OSTRICH like holy shit! Plot? Not even once... 

SECOND OFF! Sasuke motherfucking Uchiha can die in hell for all I care. I hated the guy with a passion... oh my god... he needs to stop and think about his life decisions. Oh wait. He already fucked himself over. This guy has serious issues and needs to stop. ASAP. I don't care if he has now but he needed to a lot sooner.

THIRDLY! Sakura. Yes, we got there eventually... this chick was USELESS. Okay, yeah, she saved Kankuro and defeated Sasori and is stronger than Tsunade but the first part of the series. That chick was just there. Apparently, she was meant to die in the first few manga volumes but Kishimoto kept her alive. Sakura, she is just a bitch that needs to stop.

FINALLY! It kept me interested, I still watch anime. It did a pretty good job and yes I do recommend the anime just DON'T watch the filler OH MY GOD. That was all I did for about a week, seven days, whenever I could, Filler, Filler, Filler and more Filler so just be prepared for the plot to go out the window and exist in another land while FILLER takes over your life and ruins your dreams.

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Whelp, heres goes nothing. Naruto..Oh naruto! The first flipping anime that my family and I have watched. That one show with a ton load of shitty fillers that kills everyone! What a lovely show, where a pedo goes after a duck-butt haired boy and has a yellow ball of sunshine that will over come everything and a chick with PINK fucking hair acts like a bratty girl in the first season.

^^^Pretty much the plot

Okay lets start of Naruto! 

The main character, beating everything with his balls if ya know what I mean *wink wonk*. That one boy that was the out cast and now is the strongest character with no weakness! Wow...and did I mention he had so many problems and 99% of them were Sasuke? Yup the fucking dude with the duck-butt hair and is that guy that stole his first (and second) kiss and should've been his husband. 

Talking about Sasuke, this son of a gun is the shit, unlike what my *cough* Angst *cough* best friend says. He should've been Naruto's husband, hands down. Sakura, pshh no way. SASUKE! is like damn, just smoking hot, he probably could burn me with fab-lousiness. This guy must be the one that inspired avengers because avenger is his middle name. Did I mention that this boi killed his older brother that saved his life pretty much. Yea (RIP Itachi).

Okay here comes the worst character ever! Sakura! THIS BITCH IS THE WORST AND THE MOST USELESS CHICK EVER! LIKE ALL SHE COULD DO WAS CUT HER HAIR AND BE LIKE: I'M A CHANGED PERSON NOW! LIKE NO! FUCK NO! I can't even describe her without insulting her while doing so.

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 Okay lets take deep breaths for a moment- YEA NO! THIS CHICK DOESN'T DESERVE BEING IN NARUTO AND SASUKE'S TEAM! OMG AND HER ANNOYING PINK HAIR JUST ADDS MORE LISTS OF, WTF IS WRONG WITH HER?!?! I REALLY WISHED SHE DIED EARLY IN THE SERIES BUT OF COURSE SHE'S STILL ALIVE! WHY FOR KAMI-SAKE WHY?!!? JUST WHY?! WHO WOULD EVEN WANT TO BE HER!? 

Well after a shit ton of character development and awesome battle scenes..Naruto was amazing. It kept me wanting more, it was the thing that got me hooked into anime so yea. I gotta say, it was a great anime but oh well out with the old and in with new! SO BORUTO HERE I COME! 

and finally:

Oya, oya, oya