Once upon a time there was the ultimate ship. It was absolutely adorable and totally needed to be canon. Much of the fandom shipped it and devoted fans would scourge through the episodes for clues as to the (hopefully) inevitable canon-izing of this ship. This amazing, wonderful, beautiful, bloody terrific ship was...
SHERLOLLY!
HA, I GOT YOU SUCKERS.
NO SHIP WILL EVER AMOUNT TO THIS FANTASTIC SHIP LOL SCREW YOU JOHNLOCK SHIPPERS IT WONT HAPPEN
BUT SERIOUSLY
WHEN HE SAID I LOVE YOU AND THE SECOND TIME HE SAID IT DO YOU KNOW WHAT WAS IN HIS VOICE???
REALIZATION.
FREAKING REALIZATION.
CMON YOU HAD TO HAVE HEARD IT ITS RIGHT THERE BRIGHT AS DAY.
IVE HAD TOO MANY COOKIES LOLOLOLOL
JOHNLOCK STINKS
WOOT WOOT
GO SHERLOLLY
WOOT WOOT
AND THOSE REALLY GOOD PREMADE CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES OMG WTF WHY ARE THEY SO GOOD
OKAY GOODNIGHT NOW I JUST REALLY NEEDED TO SAY THIS
LOVE YOU
EVEN YOU JOHNLOCK SHIPPERS
JUST MOT AS MUCH
OKAY BY HAVE FUN SHIPPING TROLOLOLOL
IMMA FUCKING TROLL

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Sherlolly Oneshots
FanfictionOneshots following the ever confusing, adventure-bound, love-entangled lives (and alternate lives) of our favorite consulting detective and pathologist.