Lafayette's POV
You: Guys.
You: Guys.
You: Guys.
Ham: Yes?
You: I just ate a baguette sandwich.
Laurens: I just took a shower.
Mulligan: I just finished tying my shoe.
Ham: I just killed a man.
You: ...
Mulligan: wut
Laurens: ummmm
You: If you need help, I can hide the body.
Laurens: LAFAYETTE
You: I'm taking this horse by the reins making redcoats redder than bloodstains.
Laurens: No! You cannot help aid in murder!
Mulligan: I'll help too👌
Laurens: Guys!
Mulligan: Wut?
You: Hi.
Laurens: For the love of all that is holy.
Laurens: You know what? Who am I kidding? I'll help too.
Ham: Guys
Mulligan: Yes?
Ham: I killed someone... with words... in a cabinet meeting.
Laurens: Oh...
Mulligan: Yeah, I knew that. I was just kidding😅
You: Yeah, totally.
Ham: It's nice that you would do that for me, but you guys need help😂😂