BARNEY:
I'm sorry I lied to you. I'll tell you everything!
The whole story. Um, it's, uh, kind of a long story, Quinn. It's gonna take a little bit longer than a minute.
(Beat, then starts talking very fast.)
Seven years ago when Marshall and Lily got engaged, Ted saw Robin across a crowded room, and I said, "Oh yeah, you just know she likes it dirty," but Ted really liked her, so we played "Haaave you met Ted?" They went to dinner, he walked her home, should've kissed her, didn't, lame. So he stole a smurf penis, went back to her place, should've kissed her, didn't, lame. He threw three parties, they kissed on the roof, but decided to be friends. Lame. Then Ted wanted to take Robin to a wedding. She couldn't go, he went alone and met Victoria. He didn't kiss her either, lame. Not a great closer, Ted. But he finally kissed her, they started dating, she went to Germany, Ted kissed Robin, lost Victoria, Ted did a rain dance, got Robin. Ted and Robin broke up, Robin went to Brazil, came back with a latin stud. Ted got jealous, got a tramp stamp – not really relevant to the story, I just like mentioning that as much as possible. I hooked up with Robin, Ted and I stopped friends, Ted got hit by a bus, Ted and I made up. Robin and I started dating, I got fat and her hair fell out. We broke up, Robin dated Don, I dated Nora. Cheated on her with Robin, I dumped Nora, Robin dated Kevin, but not for long. And then I met you, and you took my grandpa's watch but I fell in love with you anyway, and you let me fart in front of you and I asked you to marry me and you said yes and we came over here to meet little Marvin and that's everything! (Checks watch.) Also I went on the Price is Right and I won a dune buggy.
STAI LEGGENDO
Acting Monologues from Media
RandomJust as the title says! These are all from movies and television as well as some books and plays, they are not mine and I will state the name of the show/book/movie! :) *SLOW UPDATES*
