Homewreckers & Other Short Stories

The Who Haa aka CUDI.

Where we at?: Scotty, Vie, and Serg show up at Lala's late at night early in the morning.

Song in my head: Vulnerable by Tinashe ft Travi$ Scott. Boss by Tinashe. Fugitive by Tinashe. 2 On by Tinashe featuring Schoolboy Q.

★Same Night-No Hot Sex BTW★

Koala: Aye ~looks at Vie and Scotty then turns to Serg~ what happened? Explain. I'll get the stuff.

Serg: ~starts pacing.~ 

Vie: I'm not okay with this ~swears mentally~

Koala: Relax I'm going to need you to calm down. Scott sit down. Vie bite a bullet imma be as gentle as I can hun.

Vie: ~looks at her~ wait wait wait stop

Koala: Levi relax I'm going to need you to CALM TF DOWN. And stop bleeding all over my damn house.

Louis: ~walks downstairs~ Aye. Why are all the lights on and screaming.

Everyone: ~looks at Louis half naked then at Koala in her pumpum  shorts (aka booty shorts)~

Koala: ~SMH~

Vie: I know what you did last night.

Koala: shush before I accidentally stab you

Vie: Hell nah. Stop playing.

Koala: Alright I'm sorry ~smiles. thinks: that's what I thought MITCH~

Vie: ~lets her stick the needle in~

Koala: You should've let me do it the first time see now that they fucked up now I gotta do it

Vie: Hell No. You were too drunk. I'm surprised you even remember you looked like a raccoon trying to be domesticated.

Koala: ~flips the bird~ You might not wanna be rude while I have a needle in my hand

Vie: ~shuts up~

Koala: Your gonna have to take your shirt off its getting in the way.

Vie: ~starts taking it off then pauses~ you don't gotta stare Lala damn.

Koala: Check yourself. right now. 1 I'm not staring 2 You have nothing for me to stare at 3 The fuck

Vie: That's what your saying right now but this alone would make you moan daddy the rest will make you scream daddy in seven different languages.

Koala: ~smh~ I'm done. ~tries not to laugh and finishes with the needle~

Vie: ~starts to put on the shirt~

Koala: I'm not done damn.

Louis: ~mumbles~ neither was I

Koala: Ai. What's wrong with Scotty?

Serg: He found Ant started busting his ass then blacked out

Scotty: ~says nothing~

Serg: I don't think he snapped out of it yet

Koala: Scotty go upstairs and sleep.

Scotty: ~leaves the room~

Vie: ~waits till Scotty leaves~ Lala can you finish this shit feels funny

Koala: Relax Lolo

Vie: That's not funny

Koala: ~wets a rag in water then cleans up the blood around the wound~