A One Direction SMUT

Chapter 3

Louis' Pov

Afterwards me and Hazzabear go to a hotel bc ehy not. We check in at the lobby, and get to our room. We start to make out, and I swear i feel Harry's tounge in the back of my throat. "Room service!" An old lady barges in rudely. She then starts to grind on Harry.  OH HELL NAAAAAAW! I grab a pocket knife from my pocket of course, and say "I got you a dildo" then shove it up her ass. She dies in seconds. Minutes later the police come out of nowhere. "Put your hands up!" We obey them. "Pls officers we can't go to jail we're in one dimension!" They laugh "we don't care." They say. I sigh,  nows  my time to shine. I flutter my long ass eyelashes and twirl my short hair. "Pwease" I pout. They don't give in. "We'll let you go if you two do one thing." Me n Harrh nod. And that was the day me and Harry had a foursome with police officers...