Yesterday a man was arrested for camping in a cemetery. When questioned, a police officer stated that the suspect had grave intentions...
If I made fun of a lion's family would it hurt his pride?
America 2016 proved easy to divide, but I think America 2017 is going to be prime.
"I have a phobia of dairy cows..." the boy said in udder terror.
A mechanical pencil I just put new lead in stopped working... I wonder if it has been mislead?
What did the dollar say to the quarter after a long day in circulation?... "Man, Am I spent..."
My car had a dead battery this morning and I had to charge it. It was a revolting process but it had to be done.
If a guitarist cut his finger when playing would it be on his own A Chord?
I fixed a duck's broken beak the other day but he forgot to pay... guess I'll just send him a bill.
One of my coworkers has a habit of leaving wheel lug nuts loose, his career has been hanging by a thread for quite awhile.
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The Fruit of Boredom
HumorThose who know me are aware of my love of puns and other such wordplay. During workdays that require little to no brain activity (which are more often than not given my line of work) I entertain myself by creating puns and similar things and sharing...
