(For those annoying girly Girls who think they're all that in a bag of chips 😒)
Girl: Don't touch me!
You: Girl, shut the fuck up! You think I carry Ebola or something? Your friends touch you! And your ugly friends carry Ebola too! Now shut that shitty hole in your face that you call a mouth, and CHOKE ON GLORY.
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The ULTIMATE Book of Roasts!
RandomNeed to roast somebody? No? You sure? Okay nevermind. But here's the book of the best roasts and comebacks for those times when you need it. Don't worry, I got your back. 😎😎😎
